October 2008
5 posts
Reasons the "Kong my Whopper" Promotion Sucked
“Yes sir, what can I get you?”
“I’d like you to kong my whopper, please”.
“Eh?”
“Kong my whopper?”
“What?”
“Eh?”
”..er…”
“Like that, down there? On the poster? You can kong my whopper…”
“…what’s a kong?”
“………….cheeseburger...
When ordering a pizza goes horribly wrong
Me: Hi…I asked for hot and spicy - you sent me ham and pineapple.
Pizza guy: No no. You ordered meaty pie.
Me: Uh…no, look, I got a ham and pineapple pizza and I didn’t ask for it. I wanted a h- Pizza guy: No, I took order. You ask for meaty pie. I know. Me: (confused silence) Pizza guy: You get ham and pineapple because you ask for meaty pie. Me: “…”
