Reasons the "Kong my Whopper" Promotion Sucked
“Yes sir, what can I get you?” “I’d like you to kong my whopper, please”. “Eh?” “Kong my whopper?” “What?” “Eh?” ”..er…” “Like that, down there? On the poster? You can kong my whopper…” “…what’s a kong?” “………….cheeseburger...
When ordering a pizza goes horribly wrong
Me: Hi…I asked for hot and spicy - you sent me ham and pineapple. Pizza guy: No no. You ordered meaty pie. Me: Uh…no, look, I got a ham and pineapple pizza and I didn’t ask for it. I wanted a h- Pizza guy: No, I took order. You ask for meaty pie. I know. Me: (confused silence) Pizza guy: You get ham and pineapple because you ask for meaty pie. Me: “…”